Recently I wrote about how moving home to live with my Mom has turned me into an Honorary Senior Citizen, and all of the fun perks that go along with that like special discounts and never having to explain why you’re wearing comfortable walking shoes. However, if you are considering moving back home (especially if you’re planning on working from home) what I failed to mention is that you should be prepared to spend at least 35% of your week helping your parents understand technology. As I’ve learned, being an Honorary Senior is all fine and dandy, until you realize you’re the only one in the room who knows how to use Google.
Also, be prepared to explain or deal with the following:
1. All the Computer Things: My Mom lives in one of those West Coast modern houses that’s all big windows, cedar beams and stacked vertically like a townhouse. My bedroom/office is on the second floor, the kitchen & den are on the third floor and the top floor is a loft-style living room. A huge portion of my day is spent running from my office up to my Mom’s office every time I hear her say something like:
“AHHHHHH $%#$#$$$$ THE MOUSE IS BROKEN! I CAN’T SCROLL”
“Hold on, I’m coming Mom”
(I run upstairs)
“See, it won’t work!”
(I fix it)
“Here you go”
“Thanks Simone”
(I run back downstairs)
“AHHHHH $%#&****$$%%%%%%! SIMONE!”
“What’s wrong Mom?”
“There’s these things that keep popping up and I don’t want them there!”
(I run upstairs again)
“Mom, those are pop ups”
“Well, I never asked for them to be there!”
“No one does, Mom”
*click, click, click*
“Thanks Simone”
(run back downstairs)
“Simone?”
“Yes?”
“I’m really excited about this free beauty sample I just ordered online”
“Oh no, Mom! Did they ask for your credit card information?”
“Yes, is that bad?”
(I run upstairs)
I figure the only way I’m able to get as much done as I do living here, is because I no longer have to spend as much time on the elliptical machine at the gym.
2. All the Blackberry Things: My Dad likes to think he’s pretty tech savvy because a few years ago he was given a company issued Blackberry and learned how to use Google Earth (which he likes to spend hours on Googling what, we’re not sure) However, recently my Dad’s friend decided to give him his old Blackberry that has a touch screen and all hell broke loose. A few weeks ago I get a call from my Dad and I can hear this high pitched alarm going off in the background.
“SIMONE?!! THE ALARM ON MY BLACKBERRY IS GOING OFF. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP. DO YOU THINK ITS BROKEN!?”
(read more insanity after the jump)