The Skinny on Dipping

On the last day of my twenties I finally went skinny dipping. I tend to get kind of verbose on here so, I’m just going to let the photos do the talking this time.

My Recipe for Skinny Dipping:

1. Start with one Beautiful Day in Miami Beach

DSC_2041

2. Make a run for it.

DSC_2043.JPG

3. Frolic

DSC_2050.JPG


4. Remove top

DSC_2250.JPG


DSC_2264.JPG


5. Remove bottoms

DSC_2254.JPG


6. Swim Naked


DSC_2246.JPG


7. Feel satisfied that you got away with it.

DSC_2266.JPG


8. Cross item off from your birthday list.

So, apparently (according to more experienced dippers) you’re supposed to skinny dip at night…so, you know – people don’t actually see what you’re up to. Oops, my bad.

In my defense, I was a Virgin! I didn’t know what I was doing! An older boy talked me into it!

(But, unlike losing my actual virginity, this actually felt good and lasted longer than 3 minutes.)

Cheers xox

Skinny Dip

Share:

Latest pins

Follow on Pinterest