If you’ve noticed that Skinny Dip has been a bit light content-wise since I’ve been in Toronto, it’s because my life has been a blur of packing, trying to sell & giveaway furniture and catching up with friends (more on all of that later!) Amidst this flurry of activity it’s been a bit hard to you know, sit down and write stuff. Please bear with me over the next few weeks while I box up the rest of my life here! In non-moving related news…
I finally took the plunge:
I’m now the owner of a pair of crotchless panties.
As I’ve mentioned before, the idea of crotchless panties have never made sense to me. I mean, if you’re going to go crotchless why wear underwear at all? However, my curiosity finally got the best of me (as it usually does.) I was really excited when Katrina of Ohhh Canada told me she was sending me these:
Readers, meet the Peepshow Princess Panties by Booty Parlor:
Although I usually try to avoid anything with the words “Princess” in the title, I’m kind of in love with these panties. I’ve always associated crotchless panties with seedy sex stores and that episode of Friends where Joey tells Chandler he should make Monica a pair of “homemade” crotchless panties as a Valentine’s gift. However, these ones are cute and sexy. I love the contrast between the black lace and the light pink bow!
Boys-cut in the front, thong in the back – these panties have a small slit in the lady parts area, so you can put on a “peep show” should you desire. What really impresses me about these panties is the fabric. They are made from super soft and stretchy black lace. I’m usually skeptical of any item that says it’s “one size fits most” however, I have to say these panties are super stretchy – more so than any other piece that I own by Booty Parlor. They have enough stretch in them to comfortably fit sizes Small -Large. Oh and they make your butt look good:
My main concern before trying these would be that they’d be a bit “airy” down there – after all, I do live in Canada! However, because of the way they are made (the “slit” is actually two pieces of lace that over-lap) you don’t actually notice they are crotchless when they are on. My only concern is that there isn’t a cotton gusset which means they’re probably not ideal for extended wear. However, I don’t think these are the kind of panties that are meant to stay on too long!
These are perfect for your next seduction (suuuurrrprise!) and wayyyy sexier than Joey & Chandler’s take on crotchless panties. Although I don’t have anyone to wear these for, just slipping them on I instantly feel sexy and start humming the chorus to Tina Turner’s “Private Dancer.” I’m not sure whether it’s a good or bad thing that a pair of underwear makes me think of a song about stripping & prostitution, but I’m just going to roll with it. Either way, I totally dig the confidence boost.
Because they are comfortable and have flexible sizing, these would make an excellent sexy stocking stuffer or naughty bridal shower gift!
On that note, if you’re the kind of person who prefers sex toys and lingerie over holiday sweaters, make sure to check out Ohhh Canada’s Sexy Holiday Collection and stop by their facebook page for more fun & games.
Has anyone else tried anything like these?
PS. The Peepshow Princess Panties were provided to me by Ohhh Canada free of charge in exchange for my honest opinion of the product. All opinions are my own.