Confessions of a Semi-Retired Sex Blogger

When I was a tween I couldn’t imagine a time when I wouldn’t be completely obsessed with Madonna. In my teens and early twenties I never thought I’d outgrow collecting CDs. In my later twenties, I yearned to own all of my favourite TV series on DVD.  Now that I’m…

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Review of The Womanizer: Great Sex Toy, Terrible Name

Hey, remember when I wrote about dildos all the time? If you’ve been reading for a while, you may have noticed that there’s been a steady drop off of sex toy reviews over the past year. That’s because (following a bout of sex blogger burnout – it’s a thing, really) I…

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2016: My Year of Work Hard, Play Hard & Tacos

Years ago, I had this pervy boss who’d always say that his life philosophy was “work hard, play hard.” While this dude was definitely a super creep, his motto actually describes my 2016 quite well. While it goes without saying that 2016 was a flaming dumpster fire for the world…

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16 Unique Last Minute Gifts for Women from UncommonGoods

Anyone who’s ever shopped with me knows that I’m a sucker for a great gift store. The more quirky, handmade goods, the better. The Secret Agent learned this when we travelled to California last year, and I dragged him into every cute looking gift store from Venice to Palm Springs. Usually…

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Make Your Own Singles Greetings with Match.com

As you know there’s a holiday tradition that fills mailboxes, mantels, refrigerators and walls in homes everywhere; it’s the annual holiday card. I admit, I love a good holiday card. It’s the chance for people to show pictures of their families and offer a few life updates. (Now that I’m in…

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