Dear ______, YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC. There I said it. I probably should have told you that 10 years ago when I broke up with you but I didn’t. I’m sure by now someone has told you this. Or some other girl you’ve dated has tried to stage an intervention. Or…
View PostI was going to post Ex-Boyfriend Letter #2 today but I just wasn’t feeling it. Instead, I am going to post something equally as inappropriate for an Easter Long Weekend: A TMI post about grooming your lady parts. (Sorry Jesus) I’m just going to say it: Getting a Bikini Wax…
View PostLast night I said goodbye to an old friend. Well, technically it was a pair of old friends. I finally threw out the gold shoes. Let’s all take a moment of silence for Simone’s crazy gold shoes. You’re probably wondering “what’s the big deal with these shoes?!”. As you can…
View PostHi Everyone! I just wanted to let you know that over the past week (of being away & then being sick) I’ve missed you guys and I have missed posting on the blog regularly. I promised I’d take lots of photos while I was in California, so here are a…
View PostI had this weird epiphany when I was in LA last week: People are actually reading this blog & they are making judgments about my life & my writing. I knew this would happen when I started publicly writing about certain aspects of my life online. However it didn’t really…
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