OH YESSSSSS.

If you are slightly obsessed with the wonderful-horribleness of Jersey Shore like I am, there is nothing more satisfying than coming home from a long, hard day at work to find that Harper Collins has sent you an autographed copy of JWOWW’s book, “The Rules According to JWOWW”

I received this book via a giveaway on Valerie‘s lovely blog, I’m Charming You (Val is a sweetheart & you should check out her site). Thank you Valerie & Harper Collins! Considered me Charmed & Woww’ed.

The book promises to provide “shore tested secrets on landing a mint guy, staying fresh to death and kicking the competition to the curb“. I’m particularly interested in the entire chapter she has devoted to “Smushing”. I’m not sure I would take any kind of advice from JWOWW (except maybe tips on how to win a street fight while wearing 5-inch boots) but I am trying to keep an open mind. After all, she’s dressed like a school girl and holding a ruler. When adults dress like this it can only mean one thing: that an important learning experience is about to take place.

This weekend I’m going to curl up on my couch with my morning mug of homemade jungle juicethrough> coffee and read “The Rules” so, you don’t have to. Once I’ve had time to absorb the “literature” I will report back to you guys and maybe offer up a few “rules” of my own.

*FIST PUMP OUT*