The One Where I Attempt To Drink 32 Cocktails in 2.5 Hours

I know some of you probably read the title to this post and thought, “Simone, didn’t you just write a post about how you stopped drinking? So, does that mean that’s no longer on the books?!”… View Post

Here’s 10 Guys That I’d Like To Meet

Hi, it’s me. Still single. Still 35 (at least for another 12 days.) A few weeks ago, authors Blythe Roberson and Jason Adam Katzenstein posted in the New Yorker an illustrated article titled Types of… View Post

When Your Life Becomes an Alanis Morissette Song

(photo credit) A few months ago, I was wandering around Value Village, late on a Tuesday night looking for records (as one does when you’re single and childless at 35.) I was digging through the crates… View Post

I Would Die 4 U: 10 Dating Lessons From Prince’s Purple Rain

A few weeks ago I was in Los Angeles, alone with no plans on a Tuesday night. When I checked the movie app on my phone and saw that a screening of Purple Rain was… View Post

I See a Therapist, a Business Coach & a Psychic and I Don’t Think it’s Weird

(Alternate title for this post: I get by with a little help from my (psychic) friends.)  Therapist. Business Coach. Psychic. I have one of each that I talk to regularly. That’s this week’s truth bomb. … View Post