Break it Off with Smoking. So I Don’t Have to Break it Off with You.

January 27, 2012

This post is sponsored by Break it Off  — a Canadian Cancer Society campaign designed to help young Canadians end their relationship with smoking for good. Today I’m going to talk about something I am passionate about: quitting smoking. “But Simone, I thought this blog was supposed to be about sex, dating, relationships and your obsession with shoes & overpriced hand bags?!” Smoking and [...]

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The Luna Pleasure Bead System by Lelo.

January 23, 2012

Don’t get me wrong – I love trying out new sex toys but every so often, I get in the mood to try something “different” other than a vibrator. I was excited and intrigued to try the Luna Pleasure Bead system by Lelo. I’m sure some of you are looking at the photos below and wondering “What the hell are those?!” Let [...]

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Go Easy on Yourself.

January 22, 2012

One of my favorite people on the internet – Carly from Crowning Venus – posted this video on her blog last week. I know most of you have probably already seen it since it made it’s rounds on Twitter and Facebook but I’m re-blogging it anyways because I love it so much. Fotoshop by Adobé from Jesse Rosten on Vimeo. Watching it [...]

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Fuck Broken Hearts. I’m Going to Vegas.

January 18, 2012

Following the big break-up this fall, my romantic interactions with the opposite sex have not proven to be successful. This post is just a small fraction of the whole story. There’s lots more. Too much to share on the blog at this point. I prefer to air my dirty laundry only once it has been hung out to dry for a long time [...]

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Inside my Bag 2.0

January 13, 2012

I don’t know about you but I never get tired of seeing what’s inside people’s bags. I find it fascinating what people carry with them on a daily basis. Maybe I am just totally nosy… I did a post about what’s inside my bag two years ago so I decided it’s time for an update. Meet my purse. I’ve been carrying this [...]

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Learning to Spend on the Right Things

January 11, 2012

I didn’t make any real New Years Resolutions this year (except for one: “Learn how to drive” – more on that later). I already have a long list of things I have been working on since November. One of the things I do want to focus on in 2012 is “spending money on the right things.” When I sat down in November [...]

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Here’s to a Wetter & Better 2012

January 9, 2012

Thank you to Astroglide and Single Edition for sponsoring this post. All opinions are my own. My view on lube has changed over the years. When I was younger and having a lot of awkward sex, I’d often reach for the lube to help make the process smoother ie. when the guy was larger than normal, I wasn’t turned on enough* or [...]

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What Do I Have to Do to Get Sexually Harrassed in this Town?!

January 3, 2012

A few days before New Years I was walking through Chapters, browsing books when the song “Seasons of Love” (from the musical Rent) come on the store’s stereo system. I started humming along to the song’s chorus: “Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes…” It’s a beautiful song and while listening to it I should have been having a misty-eyed moment about [...]

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Up, Down, Turn Around. 2011: A Year in Posts

January 1, 2012

I saw a post like this on Teacher Girl Blogs and loved the idea. 2011 was full of so many twists and turns that I thought highlighting some of my favorite posts would be a fun & useful way of re-capping everything that has happened. Here we go! January: 2011 got off to a rough start with me bawling in front of [...]

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How has Blogging Changed Your Life?

December 28, 2011

 I hope you all had a Merry Christmas and/or are having a Happy Hanukkah! I had a really mellow day with my family, listening to the new Amy Winehouse album, eating delicious treats and laying around in my new leopard print pajamas. It was really nice to take some time to chillout but, there is still so much I want to write [...]

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