Sex

Sexy Fun in the Tub with Bath Kitten by Booty Parlor

May 13, 2012

One of the downsides of staying with my Mom is that I don’t have as much privacy as I did before. This only ever becomes an issue when nice people like my friend Katrina from Ohhh Canada send me cool stuff like new sex toys to try or books about penises to read. Although I’m open about my sex toy collection with the people I date, I’d [...]

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This is What Happens When You Date Me

April 28, 2012

The other day I was downtown shopping, taking my new pair of mint colored J-Brand jeans for a test drive, when I looked at my phone and noticed there was a missed call from Handsome Guy  (we’ve been speaking regularly ever since I got back to BC). When I called him later that evening he said: “I have a funny story for [...]

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Strawberry Condoms? Yes Please!

April 18, 2012

The internet is a wonderful place. As soon as I announced that I was looking for a company to help me make Skinny Dip Condoms, my inbox and Twitter were flooded with tips and recommendations. It wasn’t long before I was put in touch with the awesome people over at Lucky Bloke who kindly agreed to provide oodles of condoms for my [...]

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10 Things I Wish Sex Ed Had Taught Me

March 2, 2012

One of the things I love about the Eden Fantasys website is that there is so much cool content on there. If you get bored looking at all the brightly colored sex toys, lingerie & the like, there’s forums, video reviews, the Eden Cafe Blog and SexIs Magazine – all of which feature fun & informative information about sex. Recently, I’ve become [...]

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Skinny Dip Condoms are Here!

February 20, 2012

I’m SO SO excited about this (insert a million exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!) The project that started off as a dream (a creative vision really..) has finally come to fruition. Skinny Dip condoms are here! Wait. WHAT?! Let’s back things up: It all started sometime before I went to Bloggers in Sin City last year. The first conversation I had with Almie of  Apocalypstick before [...]

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Ruffles, Bows and Naughty Ballerinas

February 1, 2012

The other day my best friend and I were browsing through Purdy’s chocolates, when she gives me this teasing look & says: “So, Simone, in honor of Valentine’s Day are you going to buy yourself one of these giant heart shaped boxes of chocolates?” “Yeah, if I was planning on spending the evening sitting in a dark room, watching Julia Roberts movies [...]

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The Luna Pleasure Bead System by Lelo.

January 23, 2012

Don’t get me wrong – I love trying out new sex toys but every so often, I get in the mood to try something “different” other than a vibrator. I was excited and intrigued to try the Luna Pleasure Bead system by Lelo. I’m sure some of you are looking at the photos below and wondering “What the hell are those?!” Let [...]

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Here’s to a Wetter & Better 2012

January 9, 2012

Thank you to Astroglide and Single Edition for sponsoring this post. All opinions are my own. My view on lube has changed over the years. When I was younger and having a lot of awkward sex, I’d often reach for the lube to help make the process smoother ie. when the guy was larger than normal, I wasn’t turned on enough* or [...]

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What Do I Have to Do to Get Sexually Harrassed in this Town?!

January 3, 2012

A few days before New Years I was walking through Chapters, browsing books when the song “Seasons of Love” (from the musical Rent) come on the store’s stereo system. I started humming along to the song’s chorus: “Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes…” It’s a beautiful song and while listening to it I should have been having a misty-eyed moment about [...]

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My Hoo-Ha Has Bad Taste in Music

December 16, 2011

I know right? I’m as shocked as you guys are. Something I rarely talk about on the blog is music – even though it’s a huge part of who I am. I have a love affair with soul, R&B and Hip Hop. As a teenager, I read Vibe magazine religiously, spent hours holed up in my bedroom listening to the hip hop [...]

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