Relationships

Nether Regions

April 11, 2013

To say I’ve been a bit sexually pent up lately would be the understatement of the century. When I was still seeing Fitness Guy, sexy time was hard to come by. He’s a single dad with a child at home and I’m currently still living with my parents, which meant that to get some horizontal alone time, it usually required some creative [...]

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Ask Simone | Can Using a Vibrator Make it Harder to Orgasm During Sex?

March 12, 2013

Not sure what vibrator to choose? Got a relationship or dating question that’s keeping you up at night? I recently put it out there that I’d love to answer your sex, dating, relationship questions. The exciting news? Some of you actually sent questions for me to answer. Yay! Here’s a question I received this week – Hey Simone! Your most recent post [...]

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My First Live Sex & Relationship Chat with Dr. Trina Read

February 21, 2013

If you’re following me on Twitter or Facebook you might have noticed that I recently did my first live video chat for Sun Media – Canada’s largest newspaper publisher. On February 13th I teamed up with Dr. Trina Read for a live Sex and Relationship Chat  where we answered readers questions about sex, dating and relationships - just in time for Valentine’s Day.  Relationship and [...]

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Things That Are True at 32

February 4, 2013

At 32 you do things that your 20-year old self  would have scoffed at. You spend time creating inspiration boards, setting goals, taking life coaching classes and getting excited about the book club you joined. You do these things because they make you happy. When a 25-year old Hipster calls you lame, you just laugh because they haven’t figured out that being [...]

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Greetings From the Man Buffet

January 6, 2013

After Christmas I spent a few days visiting my best friend and her daughter who live a few hours North of Sleepytown. When I woke up groggy eyed last Saturday morning, my best friend asked me: “How did you sleep?” “Not that great. I had this dream that I was going on all these weird dates with people I had met on [...]

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Confessions of a Recovering Emotional Hoarder

October 3, 2012

Here’s a recap of the conversation I had with my sister the other day: “Did you see the one where the lady saved and ate all kinds of expired food?” “Omg, no but I saw the one where the lady was saving her own excrement” “Yes and I also saw the one where they found five dead cats buried under a bunch [...]

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Let the Matchmaking Begin!

September 28, 2012

I am back from Vancouver Fashion Week and had a fabulous time! However, before I get into sharing all of my adventures, there’s someone I want to introduce to you… Skinny-Dip readers, meet my friend Chris: Chris is the awesome guy behind the new Facebook Matchmaking game CrushHub. We met in Chris at Bloggers in Sin City when he came to talk [...]

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The Girl’s Guide to Depravity + a Giveaway

June 12, 2012

A few weeks before I went to Vegas I was sent a copy of Girl’s Guide to Depravity: How to Get Laid Without Getting Screwed by Heather Rutman. I’ve been dying to dig in to it and last night I was finally able to sit down and read it cover to cover. About the book:  “Girl’s Guide to Depravity is a tongue-in-cheek handbook for the [...]

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8 Sexy, Fun, Totally Non-Cheesy, Bridal Shower Gifts

June 7, 2012

When I hit my mid-twenties and most of my friends started to get married, I was suddenly thrown into the new, strange world of Bachlorette Parties and Bridal Showers. I learned very quickly that Bachlorette Parties involve lots of things shaped like penises. I never understood  what wearing matching pink sombreros adorned with tiny, sparkly penises had to do with celebrating life-long [...]

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Living La Vida Senior Citizen

June 4, 2012

As I’ve mentioned before, there are several factors that make meeting people in Victoria difficult. First of all, there’s an exceptionally large population of Senior Citizens and Hipsters. The overabundance of white hair and flannel shirts often makes feel like you are living in the film Cocoon or an episode of Portlandia (or “Cocoon-Landia” – a scary hybrid of both) If you’re [...]

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