May 2010

Ex-Boyfriend Letter #3

May 31, 2010

Dear________, I wasn’t planning on writing you a letter. You were never my boyfriend. You were never really anything to me, except a momentary lapse in judgment. However, I changed my mind about the letter when I heard through the grapevine that we had slept together. I find this very interesting considering, IT NEVER HAPPENED. Here is the deal: we went out [...]

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Secrets & Bikinis & Other Pretty Things

May 24, 2010

Lack of blogging this week has mostly been due to the fact that I’ve been sick. Today I went to the doctor’s where I found out that I probably have some kind of chest infection. This would explain why yesterday I was coughing so much that I was having problems breathing properly. Not fun. The upside is that I temporarily have a [...]

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A trip to the Sex Toy Store

May 20, 2010

BF was gone for most of March BF is gone for most of May. BF will be gone part of July. If you haven’t figured it out already, BF travels a lot for his job. And…well…I have “needs” (I know he does too but, we’re talking about ME right now) Before he left on his most recent excursion we discussed the possibility [...]

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Where I get Sexually Harassed ..by a WOMAN

May 16, 2010

As originally planned, Saturday night I put on my highest heels & my LBD and headed out for a night of debauchery with Melissa. I found out at the last minute that Rebel Man was in town for the night so, Melissa and I met up with him and his friend for drinks on the Spice Route patio. We haven’t seen each [...]

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A Recipe for Feeling Better

May 13, 2010

1. Take a deep breath. Climb out from under the blankets. Turn off the Nurse Jackie re-runs. All of these things will stay right where you left them. It’s time to actually DO something. And for the love of god, put on something other than leggings. You’ll thank yourself later. 2. Call a friend like Ukulele Misfit who is guaranteed to make [...]

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What’s scarier than the Dating scene Toronto?!

May 9, 2010

THE RENTAL MARKET. You think dating in Toronto is sketchy?! Try renting an apartment! I’ve had my share of bad dates but I’ve also moved 8 times in 10 years. I should know. I’m now in the process of helping a friend find a new place to live in the city. While helping her go through listings, I’ve been reminded of what [...]

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The Truth (about a lot of things)

May 8, 2010

…aka stuff I’ve been afraid to talk about on the blog. Sometimes I’m afraid to talk about what’s really going on with me because I don’t want this blog to turn into a “Dear Diary” type deal. But I have some things I need to say. I’m just going to put it out there so that tomorrow I can return to blogging [...]

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The Hills, Self-Acceptance and Why Erykah Badu is my personal hero

May 5, 2010

If you were following my Tweets last week (if not, what are you waiting for? follow me! We’ll get to know each other) you know that last Monday I went to The Hills Premiere & After-show taping. Melissa and I got tickets thanks to Casie Stewart who has a totally dreamy job at MTV Canada (go blogger connections!). As you probably have [...]

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